Florida is weird.
From its little appendage peninsula shape to its strange fusion of Latin and redneck culture mixed with a bunch of retirees, it seems to aggregate a specific breed of meth heads and cannibals.
Scroll below for the best 10 mug shots straight out of the "Sunshine State."
1. Cake Face
We're not exactly sure what is on and around this man's mouth, but we're hoping it's cake... Please, God, let it be cake.
2. The Baked Baker
Well, if Cake Face ever needed a buddy, we think we found him.
3. Pinky & Peroxide
I'm hoping it's just a sunburn and a bad dye job.
Looking for a way to look more redneck? Try growing a mullet and a mustache.
5. Meth 1
Art nouveau photography, entitled simply: "Meth 1."
6. Meth 2
And "Meth 2."
7. Drunk Driver vs. Gene Simmons
Meet Kelsey Smith, drunk driver and weekend Gene Simmons tongue impersonator. He was a news sensation in June 2012 when he was arrested for allegedly drinking and driving in Florida and gave officer's this mug shot gem.
Screw foreheads and fiveheads, this guy is a total sixhead. Brainiac!
9. Double The Fun
This guy was arrested for bigamy. So of course he got two headshots posted.
10. Mama Can't Hear You
Keep crying, mama can't hear you where you're going.
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