These kids haven't really grasped the concept of remorse just yet. In fact, we don't think they're sorry at all!
So not only does Ty kick you, but he points out that embarrassing time when Layla took a dump on your carpet? Time to find a new friend, Jase.
Maybe your cookies just taste like dirt?
What kind of shady activity is this kid up to when he's the committing felonies???
Friends don't smack friends in the privates.
Hallmark should really think about rolling out a line of "Sorry for saying 'suck my balls' greeting cards."
From this day forth, no more jackets in the toilet!
I'm not sure if a crappy note makes up for pissing on somebody.
Gotta give it to Zac. He does seem truly sorry for the nut pinching incident, and good foresight on realizing that a band-aid could hinder healthy bladder relief.
This kid isn't sorry for anything! In fact, this note seems like he might be a full blown psycho. Run, parents, run for your lives!