Ah, Shirtless Man, your bare chested antics keep us in stitches and we'ere always left eagerly anticipating your next alcohol induced zany adventure. Much like Florida Man and his Drunk Man cohort, Shirtless Man Twitter feed is an array of the best adventures from "America's Trashiest and Most Outrageous Superhero."
Shirtless Man hasn't even been around for a week yet, but already his crimes of good time law breaking are racking up the followers with 6,000 and counting. There are a lot of semi-nude idiots out there doing idiotic things, but so far this trend in Twitter accounts is only aimed at males. What no ladies are breaking into Wal-Marts while drunk and riding a moped? Don't be sexist now, Twitter.
Shirtless Man Wanders Onto Sheep Farm, Gets Tased After Trying To Attack Police With Deer Antler | bit.ly/Xo1Ewe
— Shirtless Man (@Shirtless_Man) March 29, 2013
Shirtless Man Running For Mayor In Mississippi, Platform Includes Beach Parties Without Gov't Interference | on.thec-l.com/ZryS91
— Shirtless Man (@Shirtless_Man) March 28, 2013
Shirtless Man Removed From Church By Police For Being Excessively Hairy And Drunk | bit.ly/15YMKfl
— Shirtless Man (@Shirtless_Man) March 28, 2013
Shirtless Man Crashes Neighbor's SUV Into House After Stealing It, Lands On Second Floor | bit.ly/14pnPVG
— Shirtless Man (@Shirtless_Man) March 28, 2013
Shirtless Man Convicted Of Repeatedly Punching Drug Dealer Until His Face Resembled Stewie From Family Guy | bit.ly/14oqHC9
— Shirtless Man (@Shirtless_Man) March 27, 2013
Shirtless Man Damages Large Riverboat, Says He Was Angered By The Way It Was Looking At Him | bit.ly/XEhWwG
— Shirtless Man (@Shirtless_Man) March 26, 2013
Shirtless Man Bites Cops For Interrupting His Nap On The Floor Of A McDonald's | bit.ly/ZrcIY1
— Shirtless Man (@Shirtless_Man) March 26, 2013
Via Shirtless Man and Daily Dot
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