The 20 Funniest Tweets About Pope Francis I #NewPope

With the election of the 76 y/o Pope Francis, the Papacy is given a refreshing burst of new life! New energy! A rebirth of oh shit he died

— Dan Gurewitch (@DanGurewitch) March 13, 2013

Breaking News: Pope Francis announces he's retiring. First time in 7 days that a Pope has called it quits.

— Kevin Nealon (@kevin_nealon) March 13, 2013

So the new Pope can talk to God but he needs glasses to see a crowd of thousands of people? — Tommy Johnagin (@tommyjohnagin) March 13, 2013

Congratulations to the Vatican on the new pope! And this time, they found one who never was a Nazi! (we hope, he's from Argentina) — Bill Maher (@billmaher) March 13, 2013

Argentinians think they're Europeans anyway, this is not a big stretch. #pope — Al Madrigal (@almadrigal) March 13, 2013

The last Pope looked Chaotic Evil. This Pope looks Lawful Evil. Someday we'll hit a True Neutral Pope. — Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 13, 2013

I don't care if this pope is conservative or liberal or nothing. All I wanna know is DO HE HAVE A PODCAST? — Neal Brennan (@nealbrennan) March 13, 2013

Does anybody know what the new pope benches? — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 13, 2013

You'd choose "Francis" after years of telemarketers mangling "Bergoglio", too. #NewPope — Tara Dublin(@taradublinrocks) March 13, 2013

In honor of Pope Francis being from Argentina I’m going to continue to eat steak and ice cream in an abusive manner. #newpope — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) March 13, 2013

Awkward. The new pope forgot to thank Harvey Weinstein in his acceptance speech. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 13, 2013

Rumors already swirling in Hollywood that the new Pope will replace Leno on NBC at 1130.

— Craig Ferguson (@CraigyFerg) March 13, 2013

"How about...'NEW POPE IS A DOPE!' - Someone at the NY Post just now, probably.

— Nick Kocher (@NickKocher) March 13, 2013

Shout out to the old man in a suit Swiffering the balcony at the Vatican right now. — mah ree nah (@marinarachael) March 13, 2013

Tried to pick Pope Yeezy as my name in honor of @kanyewest. Apparently, that isn't Godly enough. I think Mr. West and myself beg to differ. — Pope Francis Badass (@AnonPopeFrancis) March 13, 2013

It's not delivery, it's BERGOGLIO! #NewPope

— Travon Free (@Travon) March 13, 2013

New Pope walks out looking at tweets on his iPhone. "Lol, these are pretty good, you guys!! Btw I still think gay people are abominations."

— H. Caldwell Tanner (@caldy) March 13, 2013

Christoph Waltz could knock an impression of this #newpope out of the park.

— CollegeHumor (@CollegeHumor) March 13, 2013

. @subway How many $5 Footlongs do you think the new Pope could eat please be honest.

— Mac Faulkner (@macfaulkner) March 13, 2013

I was hoping for the Canadian pope. Would've been great to have a Vatican hockey team. Already had the name: Popesburgh Penguins. #newpope

— Dave Coulier (@DaveCoulier) March 13, 2013