Camels are dicks. They have been for thousands of years dating back to ancient Egypt when they would routinely bite the headgear off pharaohs. The most recent case of camel dick-like behavior comes courtesy of Reddit, when this poor tourist tried to snap herself a new profile pic.

While this image is shocking and totally worth laughing at, it's nothing new. Take a look below at the heinous actions that camels have been getting away with for centuries.





And just for good measure, here's Bear Grylls using a dead camel for a sleeping bag. Delightful.





