Justin Bieber is either a blind moron who lets Lady Gaga's fan base pick out his clothes for him or exclusively shops at designer Halloween stores. "He's just a fun, young celeb who's got money to burn, how dumb could his choices possibly be?" you ask.
On Wednesday he went out in public with this hat on, and he wasn't even attending a gay Village People anniversary party or anything!
Almost immediately, Prometheus and Lost writer Damon Lindelof began spewing out some hilarious and well warranted Twitter insults at Justin's new hat. The Twitter jokes came fast and furious.
Bieber's Hat died for your sins.
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 28, 2013
This is Bieber's Hat's girlfriend. twitter.com/DamonLindelof/…
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 28, 2013
Bieber's hat was in the lost ark of the covenant.#FaceMelting#Nazis#DontLookAtItMarion
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 28, 2013
Yellow shiny spikes.I wear you golden love crown.Ooh baby baby.#BieberHatHaiku
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 28, 2013
The only excuse for that hat is to block Professor X from reading Bieber's mind.
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 27, 2013
Yellow is a girly color unless it is covered in poison-tipped spikes and on Justin Bieber's head.
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 27, 2013
"But what if someone tries to STEAL MY HAT, yo?""Well, Justin, THEIR SHIT WILL GET SPIKED!!!"(high-five, falsetto cry of victory)
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 27, 2013
That hat looks like Pac Man wandered into the gay bar from Police Academy
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 27, 2013
Seriously.Do you think everyone in Bieber's entourage is like, "HOLY SHIT I LOVE THAT HAT!"
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 27, 2013
You just made my night.RT @ashleyspiveyas douchey as the hat is, nothing will ever top the money sweatpants. lockerz.com/s/285441375
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 28, 2013
Tweeting about Bieber's Hat is like unlimited breadsticks at The Olive Garden.I should stop, but I can't.#SponsoredByTheOliveGarden
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 28, 2013
Bieber's hat is like one of those plants that looks that way to protect itself from predators.
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 28, 2013
Bieber:"How much for the huge yellow hat with spikes that looks painful?" Clerk: "Fourteen Million Dollars."Bieber:"Sold, bitch!"
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 27, 2013
And in case you thought this was a one time incident of Justin Bieber dressing like a moronic space alien - example B:
