‘Florida Man’ Goes on Shooting, Horse-Banging Rampage Over Hamburger

Published:5:53 pm EDT, February 8, 2013| Updated:1:47 pm EDT, March 14, 2013|

Okay, let me clarify some on that title. It's not just one Florida man who went on a gun-raging, horse-banging crime spree in Florida, but more of an umbrella for several crime stories.

The Twitter handle @_floridaman captures all the insanity coming out of the Sunshine state invoving the headline "Florida man..." and bundles it into one scary, yet hilarious feed. It's enough material to fuel the next three Tim Dorsey and Carl Hiaasen novels.

Well done, Florida. You've produced enough sunburnt psychos to create a Twitter feed. Put that in your travel brochure.

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