Okay, let me clarify some on that title. It's not just one Florida man who went on a gun-raging, horse-banging crime spree in Florida, but more of an umbrella for several crime stories.
The Twitter handle @_floridaman captures all the insanity coming out of the Sunshine state invoving the headline "Florida man..." and bundles it into one scary, yet hilarious feed. It's enough material to fuel the next three Tim Dorsey and Carl Hiaasen novels.
Well done, Florida. You've produced enough sunburnt psychos to create a Twitter feed. Put that in your travel brochure.
Florida Man Busted For Performing Back Alley Butt Injections | nydailynews.com/news/crime/flo…
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 2, 2013
Florida Man Arrested For Giving Wedgies | kens5.com/news/Fla-man-a…
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 8, 2013
Florida Man Says He's Obama And Attempts To Abduct Children | hispanicallyspeakingnews.com/latino-daily-n…
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 8, 2013
Florida Man Shoots Himself In Crotch With Flare Gun | inquisitr.com/510438/florida…
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 6, 2013
Florida Man On Trial For Threatening To Kill President Obama On Facebook | bit.ly/XU0K4V
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 5, 2013
Naked Florida Man Jumps Off Roof Onto Man, Nocks Television Over, Empties Vacuum Cleaner, Masturbates | gaw.kr/VSXB8F
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 4, 2013
Florida Man Builds Mini Car For His Pet Parrot | abcn.ws/XzL3Sf
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 3, 2013
Awwwww.
Florida Man Stabs Wife Over Hamburger | newser.com/story/161913/f…
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 2, 2013
Florida Man Admits Biting Off Girlfriend's Thumb | nydn.us/VPid2x
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 4, 2013
Florida Man Arrested Again For Butt Injections | bignewsnetwork.com/index.php/sid/…
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) February 8, 2013
