Wagging tails and puppy dog eyes aren't fooling us. We know there's something diabolical going on with man's best friend. We've shown you the dick-like behavior of cats, which really came as a surprise to no one. Now we're blowing the lid on dogs and shedding some light on these K-9 offenders with the 20 Awesomest GIFs of dogs being dicks.
It's a safe bet they didn't factor in dog attacks when rigging up this sledding stunt.
We've all wanted to do this to that annoying friend at some point or another.
Like taking candy from a baby.
"Hey, remember that time Rusty almost set the entire campsite on fire?"
Decorating for a birthday party can be difficult when you've got a jerk dog around.
"F**k your shampoo. You don't tell me what to do!"
Pow! Somebody literally just got bitch slapped.
Get a job, bum dog. Laying around napping while the world passes you by is no way to go through life.
If you're going to look like an idiot you might as well use it to your advantage. Kudos to you, cone dog.
This is what happens when you hire a corgi plumber to fix your sink.
Typically, this type of jerk diversion tactic would be used by a cat, but here it's the canine who outwits his four-legged companion.
"Holy sh*t, is that the Bieber?!"
It's a dog eat dog world kid and you just got your first lesson.
The classic nut shot, courtesy of man's best friend.
If somebody pissed in your face you'd drop them too.
"Maybe I'll just take a nibble. No, clearly the human wants me to have the entire thing."
This is a good visual of how I feel every Monday morning.
He should just consider himself lucky they didn't jack his car and run a train on his girl.
"Stop it, stop it, stop it..."