If you're looking for a good bar to spend your Super Bowl Sunday, we've got a few suggestions. No promises of cold beer or friendly service at these four star establishments, but what they lack overall hospitality they make up for in marketing. These bar tenders are regular Mad Men when it comes to chalk board advertising. Cheers!
No good can come of mixing PBR and Evan Williams. Get ready to go off the rails and do some apologizing the next day when drinking at this place.
FREE BEER?! Oh hell yes... wait... nevermind, just a cheap ploy to get me to buy beer.
Life lesson, kids. Life lesson.
Good luck following this flow chart after a night at Cajun Mikes.
Lot of dinners for a little bit of Batman. Hope it was worth it.
Pretty good satisfaction to creepy ratio for any bar to have.
Needless to say, this isn't the bar to pick up girls in.
Two bowls please!
It's not often that a meatball sandwich can have such a big impact.
This marketing is simply faaaaaaaabulous!
There is coffee in hell, but it's instant. For all eternity, mwhahahahaah.
Stay there long enough and you're guaranteed to have a mind altering experience.
Nothing adds some kick to a good burger like tear inducing pepper spray. #PainMeal
Be a good son or daughter and don't forget to support mom's drinking habit.
Drink = make horrible mistake = fix mistake = drink more. Repeat the vicious cycle.
Somebody's always got to ruin it for the rest of us.
WWMD? (What would Moe Do?)
Probably could have written "girls beach volleyball" and it would have been just as effective.
Bacon resistance is futile.
Mmmmm, enemy tears. The secret ingredient to any bitter cocktail.