These fine specimens of society got themselves arrested in 2012. Lets take a moment to laugh at them and hope our paths never cross.
Andrei Bibbs aka "Bug Eyes", busted for D.U.I. Surprise!
"Fat Cat" and "Ladies Love It", fairly certain "Ladies Love It" isn't from this year, but anyone dumb enough to get such tattoo demands further examination.
Christopher Gerhart aka "Dastardly Chris", amazingly Chris was arrested for D.U.I. and NOT attempting to tie a woman to railroad tracks.
"Crazy Eyes", his criminal offense is unknown but something tells us it involved alcohol, meth, or huffing paint thinner.
"The Half Beard Bros" remember, kids, shaving under the influence is no way to go through life.
Alan Dale Lee aka "Hillbilly Dracula", if there's anything Alan loves more than saltwater taffy, it's being drunk in public.
James Owings aka "Pappy Stache", was busted in Oregon for driving with a suspended license. Free Pappy Stache in 2013!
Marcella Hernandez aka "Cousin It", at first we thought this was a photo of an English Sheepdog's asshole, but it's actually Marcella Hernandez who was busted for parole violation.
"Psycho and Reject." Having "psycho" on your forehead is lets people know you're not to be trifled with. Having "reject" on your forehead let's them know you're officially failing at life.
"God." Whatever this woman did to get arrested you can bet it was probably horrific. Undoubtedly the most dangerous mug on our list, 100% pure crazy and sure to be an avid online dater.
Via NYDaily News