Monkey see monkey do. If the "see" part involves watching hours of XXX videos, it's a safe bet that the "do" part is going to involve doing it. A chimp at a zoo in Seville, Spain has become addicted to porn. That's right, chimps be pervin.
Gina the chimp was given a remote control with unlimited channel access and immediately clicked over to the porn channels and was sucked into the vortex of pornography. No word yet if the addiction followed a painful breakup or involves a laptop with unlimited wi-fi, but the zookeepers report that the female chimp loves her smut movies.
So the chimp loves some skin-flix, no big deal, right? Wait a second, zoos have visitors, many of which are children, so are we to assume that bright-eyed youngsters are strolling into the primate exhibit and met with the image of a chimp spanking the monkey to non-stop nudey movies? Because nothing sparks a barrage of uncomfortable questions for parents faster than a porn watching chimp. Just give this chimp a dirty old gym sock, and bedroom with a locking door so it can diddle itself in shameful privacy like the rest of us.
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