Maybe you finally bought that Harley-Davidson you've been dreaming about for years or got a tattoo on your 40th, that doesn't squat to these kids. These 20 shortys have been rebels without a cause since birth and are only becoming more badass each year. The kids aren't alright.
Go ahead, make his day.
"No fish for you!"
Yes, he gets the groupies.
This little rebel doesn't take lip from man or beast.
Did you ever get a trophy simply for being a badass?
Granted this kid probably lives in a civil war stricken third-world country, but he's still got a mean game face.
Dropping beats and indulging in unhealthy vices.
Remember kids, only play with hairspray and lighters under the supervision of an unfit parent.
Revenge shall be hers.
"See you in the mosh pit, mofo."
Little dude is so badass that even Hell Boy wants to kick it with him.
Team spirit to the extreme.
They might as well go ahead and start clearing some room for him in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Throwing up gang signs already? Preschool is going to be a troubling time for this little guy.
Nobody tells him when it's time for bed. Nobody.
Generally, this is what our government scientists are doing anyway. The kid should fit right in.
If you ever see this kid you should probably spend an afternoon moonlighting with him just to improve your lame life.
Don't hate the player. He gets free wings for life!
Maybe not your standard badass here, but certainly some balls to pull this move off.
Right out of the Hollywood cliche handbook.
And now the nine-year-old Japanese wrestling champ.