It's probably best to not let your kid climb up on the lap of these Santas. Santa's got a bit of a hangover and that glimmer in his eye isn't Christmas cheer. From hobo Kris Kringles to zombified St. Nicks, these are 20 Santas you don't want creeping down your chimney.
Those Santa eyes have seen the darker side of Christmas for sure.
Santa's got a bad pill habit, kids.
Santa's about to get a Yule log in his pants - heyo!
Great job, parents. You just handed your child over to a zombie.
Look at that villainous smile, who knows what sort of terrifying things Santa's got planned for those kids back at his workshop.
"F*ck my life."
You can run but you can't hide. Santa WILL find you. Santa ALWAYS finds you.
There's absolutely nothing "merry" at all about this photo.
There's no escaping Santa's clutches.
You'll have to excuse Santa for his lack of jolly, he was hitting the bottle pretty hard last night.
Heroin addict generally isn't a good look for Santa Claus.
This is what happens when you hire the bum behind the Kmart to play Santa Claus.
Just look at those eyes, pure evil.
Do you really want this creepy Claus holding your baby?
Awww, what a nice family holiday photo, look at all the... DAMN! Who let that sideshow freak in the room?!
Guess we know who Santa's favorite is...
I don't think it's possible to find a creepier black and white Santa.
Holy sh*t! I stand corrected. Send this creepy Santa back to the icy underworld of the North Pole where he belongs.
Something tells me this Santa might be on a certain "registered offenders" list.
The Christmas cheer faded from those eyes a long time ago.