It's about time that your tree grow a pair. Yes, that's an ornament molded after a nutsack. I'm actually kind of surprised this hasn't been done before, we've got truck nuts, so why not apply that same "classy" idea to the Christmas tree?
No longer does your spruce have to remain a sexless living room decoration. Now, thanks to testicular cancer organization Orchid, your tree can dangle its holiday jewels for everyone to see. I think we call all agree that glass genitalia is exactly what was missing with Christmas. If only Charlie Brown had picked up a pair of Bauballs...
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