You've seen Miracle on 34th Street, White Christmas and all the other holiday standards that fill your head with pipe dreams of the perfect Christmas. Sorry to break it to you, but that magical Christmas ain't happening. Let us paint a more accurate picture of what you can expect come December 25th. Good luck with the relatives...
You've probably got thoughts of wonderful gadgets like floofloovers, whohoopers and iPhones in your head.

If you're depending on Santa, you most likely won't get any of that.

Sorry, the truth hurts.

It's best not to float all your wishes and dreams on a guy in a fake beard at the mall.

Shopping for loved ones is going to have it's rough spots.









