Here we are, knee-deep in the apocalypse and everything still seems to be okay. Though the end could still be nigh! No one said that it would happen instantaneously. Here are 20 tweets from the end of the world, as it happens...very, very slowly.
1.
One assumes the #apocalypse is being delivered via Royal Mail.
— Prince Charles (@Charles_HRH) December 21, 2012
2.
BREAKING NEWS Somewhere in South Africa, but don't worry it's not the End Of The World ! #mayans #apocalypse twitter.com/Lars9596/statu…
— Lars Pellinat (@Lars9596) December 21, 2012
3.
I don't care what anyone says, I'm not listening to R.E.M. today#apocalypse
— The Fallen Circus (@thefallencircus) December 21, 2012
4.
Spoiler alert to everyone outside of this time zone: We didn't die. #apocalypse #nonevent
— Kate Fox (@KateFoxy) December 21, 2012
5.
#apocalypse twitter.com/rodney_at_larg…
— rodney (@rodney_at_large) December 20, 2012
6.
No #apocalypse. In retrospect, my turn to cannibalism may have been a bit premature.
— Kristin Block (@MarsMaven) December 21, 2012
7.
Am I dead, or just hungover #apocalypse
— Charlotte De Carle (@CharlDeCarle) December 21, 2012
8.
Mayans = wrong. Guess we need to fill the January schedule #doomsday
— [adult swim] (@adultswim) December 21, 2012
9.
You guys... It's happening in Austrailia.. #doomsday twitter.com/chantelhugscow…
— Chantel Retter (@chantelhugscows) December 21, 2012
10.
So, the show Doomsday preppers is over right?
— KYLE F GUNTHER (@GuntherKFAN) December 21, 2012
11.
No power in Denver. Weak cell sig out of Wyoming. Lava everywhere. Raining ash. My wife has turned into a zombie. Send pizza. #doomsday2012
— BTGraeve (@btgraeve) December 21, 2012
12.
Who wants to have sexual intercourse while the world ends? Humans or farm animals only #horsebang #doomsday2012
— Brian(@HAMMER_OFTHOR) December 21, 2012
13.
Starting in 2013 we must tell everyone born that the movie "2012" is a documentary and that we survived it #endoftheworld #survivors
— Katie Kerr (@KT_Kerr) December 21, 2012
14.
Maybe somewhere, right now, a party of caped heroes lies tired, injured, but victorious having saved mankind. #endoftheworld
— Louisa Booth (@louisabooth) December 21, 2012
15.
RT if you died.
— Grumpy Cat(@ItsTheGrumpyCat) December 21, 2012
16.
People are sayin' world's gonna end tomorrow. Sounds like horseshit to me, but I'm gonna polish off the resta these drugs just in case.
— Nick Nolte's Mugshot (@Nick_Nolte) December 21, 2012
17.
Ironically, today will be the end of the world for some people.
— Kevin
Nealon (@kevin_nealon) December 21, 2012
18.
#ApocalypseConfessions... You still can't sit with us.
— REGINA GEORGE (@ItsReginaG) December 21, 2012
19.
I don't "get" Jazz. I just like black girls and heroin. #apocalypseconfessions
— Robert Brockway (@Brockway_LLC) December 18, 2012
20.
I'll be honest. I was the one who let the dogs out. I just forgot to let them back in and framed it on Michael Vick. #apocalypseconfessions
— Andrew Rocha (@Andrew_Rocha) December 21, 2012
