Stacking a bunch of beer cans and throwing a string of lights over them doesn't make you clever, it just tells everyone that you've got a casual drinking problem and probably jacked some lights from your neighbor. Most Christmas trees fall into one of two categories: magically beautiful and nice to look at but completely average.
These trees have broken the mold and forged an entire new category of "simply horrible," which, in a way, makes them awesome. It's a paradox.
Don't you even think of putting a case of Miller under this Bud tree.
No more need to return your shopping cart to the rack, just give it a hard push into the tree cart pile.
...Aaaaand it fits.
Don't even think about watering this Christmas tree unless you wanna get cut.
Finally, a practical use for all those AOL discs.
It's like they just cleared out all the crap under the bathroom sink and put some lights on it.
This is precisely why the holidays are often the most depressing time of the year.
It's almost like they didn't even try.
Nothing says Christmas cheer like filthy old tires, right?
Go ahead and laugh, but they saved some cash by using the same tree three years in a row.