When it comes to Holidays, Thanksgiving reigns supreme. Christmas is cold, Easter is for kids and Flag day is... ok, I'm not exactly sure what Flag day is for.
Nobody does Thanksgiving better than rednecks. Proud southerners who love America almost as much as they love not being able to read or accept the gays. Because Thanksgiving is a mixture of gluttony, football and America, it is the Christmas of holidays for rednecks (this turns actual Christmas into double Christmas).
We searched the web and found the top 10 most redneck Thanksgivings of all time!
1. Redneck Hot Dog Turkey
2. Redneck Trailer Buffet
3. Exploding Redneck Turkey
4. Redneck Thanksgiving Family Portrait - Rockwell Style!
5. Redneck Thanksgiving Tailgate
6. Redneck Breaking Thanksgiving China with Bowling Ball
7. Classy Redneck Lady Serving Potatoes
8. Redneck Thanksgiving Pizza
9. Angry Redneck Thanksgiving Tweets
10. Rednecks Blowing Up Propane (the video claims this is somehow related to Thanksgiving)
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Eitan Levine is a New York City based comic. Follow him on Twitter at @Eitanthegoalie .