Smartphones are amazing little pieces of technology. Just so many uses - texting, listening to music, sending emails, mimicking female genitalia.
Whaaaaaaa?! Yes, Sarah Silverman has discovered what middle-school boys failed to do. The comic went on Conan to show Conan and Andy her practical use for the iPhone and in the process shatter any misconception you had of her as "a nice Jewish girl." Well done, Sarah.