The 20 Creepiest Clowns

Published:7:33 am EDT, October 16, 2012| Updated:5:40 pm EDT, October 22, 2012|

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Clowns aren't supposed to be scary, but for some reason they scare the crap out of people. Blame it on Stephen King, blame it on James Carpenter, the point is, that if an orange haired man wearing bright makeup ask if you'd like to play a game - you're probably gonna die. These 20 Halloween clowns won't be serving you happy meals, making balloon animals or inviting you to play the Grand Prize Game. They're straight from the devil's circus tent and they don't play nice.

fat clown

Remember, kids, too much cotton candy will give you clown gut.


Last trip to the candy store. EVER.

clown warior

Not the kind of guy you want marching in a parade beside you.

clown killer

You can bet she'll probably have some serious issues with the balloons and doing laundry. That's IF she lives...

clown doll

Like puppets were't already scary enough, there's got to be a clown puppet?! Break out the lighter fluid before this thing hides under your bed.


There's something scarier hiding in the attic besides mice.

evil clown santa

He doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice, you're still gonna die.

Evil Clown

That's not clown makeup on her hands...

house 1000 corpses

The sideshow freak guide from Rob Zombie's House of 1,000 Corpses.


Stephen King pretty much ruined any enjoyment of Bozo or the circus for us with IT.

evil baby clown
Is it too late for an abortion?

no teeth clown
She's a HUGE fan of saltwater taffy and thinks brushing is for losers.

psycho clown

Somebody get the gun and send this rainbow haired freak back to hell.

beach clown

Run, little dog, run before it's too late!

john wayne gacy

A clown truly worthy of terror, John Wayne Gacy.

clown scares kid

Children are a staple of any evil clown's diet.

michael meyers clown

The beginning of Michael Meyers...

killer klowns from outer space

The '80s cult comedy/horror classic Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

creepy black and white clown

This creepshow is from an old cereal commercial. Because nothing makes kids want a bowl of sugary cereal more than a clown with dead eyes of pure terror.

Nicki Minaj

Those aren't balloon animals in her shirt - hey oh!

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