A lot of well meaning do-gooders would have you believe that animals are perfect bundles of furry kindness, incapable of malicious behavior. This gallery delivers you to the unfettered truth: Like people, some animals are assholes. The truth hurts.
No matter how hard you try, you cant un-see a bear scratching its balls.
"Help me, please, before it's..ahhh!"
It'll go faster if you just lie still.
Oldest trick in the book.