Halloween has classically been an excuse for women to dress all "sexily like" and for men to...just be there? Also candy might be involved at some level. Below are some of the most shameless "female" Halloween costumes to date. The only thing more hilarious than the female costumes is the "male version" and the dudes who are wearing them.
Army
What better way to honor your female service members and at the same time reassert your belief that you don't much care for Women's Suffrage?
Banana
Your dad wore this when you were conceived.
Cow-"Person"
As far as we're concerned this picture could have been taken on any weekday in Texas.
Graduate
To be fair, the girl is wearing the unisex version of the cap and robe from the University of Arizona
Harry Potter
Believe it or not she's wearing the "Ron" costume.
Dinosaur
He's actually the slutty one.
Baby
Next time someone shows you a picture of their newborn, try saying, "That's one sexy baby." Bonus points if you say it leaning out of broken-down ice cream truck.
Spiderman
The spider on her costume only has six legs, which technically makes her outfit "Handicapped-spider-woman."
Ketchup
"We're brother and sister, which makes it weird when we kiss. Also, Ketchup! Right guys!?"
Bee
He was told to dress casual for a Bar Mitzvah
