Move over, Derek Jeter and hot wing taste tester, the judge of the topless trampoline world championships just secured the spot for best job in the world.
Lars Larson is unofficially the man with the best job in the world. It's his job as Health and Safety Officer to make sure that the girls of the Female Topless Trampolining Championships are in peak shape and using safe equipment when doing the "bouncy bounces." In addition, he also ensures the girls have plenty of clean towels to dry the "bom boms and fatty fats."
Nothing worse than having to dry a "fatty fat" with a dirty towel, right?