Chuck Norris reenacts the whole Chris Brown / Rihanna incident. Or maybe it's the other way around? Could Chris Brown's woman punching rage be linked to Walker Texas Ranger?
Did you just mess with Chuck's forest? Oh, you've done f*cked up now, lumberjack.
One moment you're kicking the ball down the field and the next, you're getting slammed in the chest by Walker. Bad day, man.
That cocky table had that judo chop coming.