Sleepiness, just like a heart attack or a hunger pang, can strike even the most caffeinated of us out of anywhere. Sure, you could lay your head down against that desk of yours, but then you’d wake up with a paper-clip indentation signaling to your co-workers your propensity for work time naps.
Sleepiness could hit you on that bus ride from work, when that smudged double-paned window looks like the best place to rest your oily face (a place some vagrant, no doubt, chose to cat-nap earlier that day as well).
Well, fear not, my friends. Let those heavy eyelids of yours have their way, because a new device has hit the market that will allow you to rest that precious noggin of yours wherever it is that you please.
Part diving apparatus, part hand warmer, The Ostrich Pillow will envelop your entire cranial area with all the luxuries a plush space helmet can afford you. And, just so co-workers or passersby at the airport don’t think you’ve strapped yourself into some kind of suicide helmet, there’s an open area where your mouth is—which is great for screaming, “Hey, who the hell just stole my luggage!” (There are no holes for your eyes, you see).
So grab one of these beauts today, and let the world know what a lazy d-bag you really are.
