Watch: Group of Manatees Gang Rape a Crippled Manatee

Published:3:48 pm EDT, September 28, 2012| Updated:8:34 am EDT, October 3, 2012|

Besides a terrorist attack, nothing really puts a buzz kill on a fun day at Sea World like manatee gang rape. The Onion's Horrible Planet narrator recounts his own experience of witnessing this horrific event and even throws in some knowledge about the manatees as well.

Because if you're going to listen to a guy relive a traumatic childhood event, you might as well learn something in the process.

Check out Jim Gaffigan's classic stand-up bit from Dr. Katz below.

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