Every four years there is a battle between the GOP and Dem parties to see who will have a better National Convention.
The bad news for the Democrats: The RNC was last week and they set the bar pretty high.
The good news: If there is anyone that knows about bars and getting high it's Bill Clinton.
That's right, former U.S. president and all around manly man Bill Clinton is set to speak tonight at the DNC in Charlotte. There is a ton of buzz surrounding the speech, but as evidenced by his Twitter account, he doesn't seem to be fazed. (Big ups to one of our favorite fake Twitter accounts, @PimpBillClinton.)
Hey, I need a favor. Can someone rush me an Elvis jumpsuit (XL, with extra room in the crotch) to Charlotte, NC by tomorrow night?
— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) September 5, 2012
Looks like Clinton is already planning on how to celebrate his speech...
Can't decide if I want to end my DNC speech with a crotch chop or a deep hip thrust. Might play it safe and go with "all of the above."
— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) September 4, 2012
A look into Clinton's preparation...
.@barackobama Watching this promo with Michelle in it. Safe to say that you've got Sir Mix-A-Lot's vote all locked up.
— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) September 5, 2012
He might cut his speech short to catch the Cowboys' season opener...
Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me that I'm scheduled to speak on the NFL's opening night?! #FuckThis #CallingInSick
— Bill Clinton (@PimpBillClinton) September 5, 2012
And one from Fake Barack Obama...
Thinking of bringing out hologram Biggie on Thursday... #DNC
— Barack Obama (@ThePresObama) September 5, 2012
