Imagine a perfect world, one where you have a beautiful wife with beautiful boobs that greet you each morning with the rising sun. Then, one day, you wake up to find those boobs are gone and your wife is just a flat-chested regular girl. You know she had large breasts, but her and everyone you know denies any existence of them and labels you a "crazy boob obsessed freak". Terrifying.
Youtuber "dondrapersays" nails it with the best mashup music video of the year — 295 movie clips ingeniously fused into an absurdly awesome rendition of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back." This is the most mashed-up mashup in the history of mashups.
A bunch of fifth-graders from Montana made this video way back in 1995 as a school project and were spot on with the web's domination of modern society. That's right, the Internet can even be used to find the perfect cat food cupcake recipe! Amazing!
And in case you were unsure about your fries, if you bite into the fry and it bites back, that's when you know you've an official french fry. Just wait until he gets started on the burger... "Damn! Damn! Daaamn!"
The Onion's Horrifying Planet series shifts its focus to spiders and just how truly disgusting they are. It's a well known fact that spiders really have no other purpose than to freak out all other creatures, most notably humans. Sure, scientists will tell you they have a legit function like eating insects or whatever, but that's just brainy talk.
