You know that whole "For better or worse" part in the wedding vows? Well, this is the "worse" part. We've shown you the worst wedding fails before, but there's been a lot of coupling since then and with all that marital bliss a certain amount of fail is going to factor in. Let's take another stroll down the aisle of fail.
Almost as epic as the sports stadium streak, the wedding streak is certain to gain you an infamous place in wedding crasher history. Plus, all the bridesmaids get a sneak peak of what you're packing, which could be good or bad.
Looking on the bright side, at least the guy's not completely naked. Good luck in counseling, kid.
And here's the story about the German man who married his cat. Look, dude, we get it, the women in your homeland aren't beating down your door, but forcing Mr. Whiskers to be your love slave isn't gonna solve the problem.
Sometimes a beautiful view can stir up primal emotions, in man or beast.
Let this be a lesson to all the couples planning a beach wedding. Do a little research into what kind of beach you're gonna be holding this little party of yours on. Nothing spoils the mood like a bout of nausea because the locals decided to let it all hang out.
The wedding night should be fun ... assuming he can wake up for it.
I feel like this bride's immediate rage over her clumsy father can best be summed up with this.
White Castle: Perfect for when ... (A) You're drunk at 2 a.m. (B) You only have $5 to your name. (C) You feel like shi*ting your pants in the next half hour. (D) You're celebrating the bond of love with your soul mate. ONE OF THESE STATEMENTS DOES NOT BELONG.
Maxim Photo Studio will capture every aspect of your wedding, from the vows to the cake cutting, all the way up through your trial and incarceration.
The wedding photobomb is one of the most elusive and therefore epic photobombs to pull off. Kudos to this young vagrant for forever tarnishing this couple's wedding memory.
Once that chastity belt comes off it's game on for this bride! Hope her husband ate his Wheaties this morning.
Do I really need to explain how a Juggalo wedding fits into the wedding fails category???
The bride is registered with Bed, Bath and Beyond, Crate and Barrell, and the Brazoria County sheriff's office.
Damn! So much going on with this photo, you've got the spork dress, the hat that looks like a dandelion and her topless partner with the go-go boots. Let's just sum it up with wtf?!
Classy.
Even classier.
And now some classic cattle humping to bring it all together. Where's the beef? It's right behind you getting bizzay! Hey-oh!
Best. Timing. Ever.
FAIL
In conclusion, let's top this gallery off with a scene from the always enlightening folks over at TLC (The Learning Channel). Here's two kinks on the evolution chain doing what they do best — fighting on the ground like rats disguised in mascara and rhinestones.
