Your cat doesn't care that you're tired or want to read the paper, it's hungry and not gonna let you rest until that food dish is full. Even then, it's probably still going to later dart between your legs as you walk down the stairs. That's just your cat's natural dickish behavior. Don't fault them for it, something in the feline DNA compels cats to be indifferent jerks roughly 80% of the time (yes, we made that stat up). Cats can be real jerkwads and we've got the evidence to back it up.
Some cats just never learned to share.
Poor little fella, never even saw the heinous attack coming.
In the cat's defense, that kid was getting pretty annoying.
Stupid, stupid dog, thinking it was going to get to relax with a cat in the room.
This kind of thing can really ruin a dog's street cred.
WHOA! Pretty awesome, but also a pretty dick move to pull on the people trying to rescue you. 8 lives left, cat.
Not only does the cat carry out his dickish behavior on this pooch, but he utilizes a Roomba to incorporate laziness into his bullying routine.
Cats will use anything and everything to evade justice from their jerk-like ways.
Cat on cat crime
"Your computer time is over"
This woman had to learn the hard way not to buy dry cat food.
This cat should have known better than to get in a box with another cat in the room. There is clearly no honor among felines.
Trolling even has it's place in the animal kingdom, especially among cats.
Cats are never impressed with babies doing baby things. Perhaps if this baby had something to offer like food or ball of yarn she wouldn't have felt this cat's wrath.
Let's just hope for humanity's sake that Catzilla stays fiction.
Kinda cruel on the parents' part. Just give the lion the baby already, geeze.
I have no idea what this cat is doing or from where it channels its powers, but it's most certainly a dick move.
Good luck sleeping when this is going on.
That's right, you've just been cat-blocked, chump.
Cats being dicks, since the dawn of time.
Let's end this piece with a video of Teddy the asshole cat.