Samuel Jackson’s Latest Badass Olympic Twitter Commentary

Published:6:03 pm EDT, August 6, 2012| Updated:6:07 pm EDT, August 6, 2012|

Only Samuel Jackson could make the Olympics sound this badass. When he gets tired of talking to Siri, he uses his iPhone for riveting sports commentary. Here's his latest Olympic awesomeness on Twitter (from today and last night).

On Alex Morgan's clutch header for U.S.A. women's soccer to get past Canada in the semifinal:

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On everyone's motherf***in favorite, women's weightlifting:


On double-amputee track competitor Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius:

On absurd Vault commentators:


On ageless athletes:

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