Only Samuel Jackson could make the Olympics sound this badass. When he gets tired of talking to Siri, he uses his iPhone for riveting sports commentary. Here's his latest Olympic awesomeness on Twitter (from today and last night).
On Alex Morgan's clutch header for U.S.A. women's soccer to get past Canada in the semifinal:
MASSIVE HEADER by Morgan in extra time for US Soccer WIN!!! THRILLING SHIT!!! Go USA!!!!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
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On everyone's motherf***in favorite, women's weightlifting:
the Chinese babe lifted Tons!@tazman1983awesome Muffintop display too!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
Gymnastics:
BTW Fuqqed up again, the drunk girl dismount was a German girl! Ooooh kaay? COOL movin' on!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
OKaaaay..... GB screwed by some Pommelfuqqinhorse JUDGEHorseshit AGAIN! WTF!! Smith wz BRILLIANT!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
On double-amputee track competitor Oscar "Blade Runner" Pistorius:
WTF's up w/ the ABLEBODIED Shit! He's in Betta shape than the dude interviewing him!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
On absurd Vault commentators:
"She's unquestionably the best in the world, but she wasn't today"! PHUCK TIM!!!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
Volleyball:
Daaaaamn! Volleygals made quick work of that Italian #6! They just swallowed, Neva CHEWED!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
On ageless athletes:
Wait a Fukken minute! Her 6th Olympics?!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) August 6, 2012
