If you're distraught over this whole Chick-fil-A anti-gay fiasco, rest assured that if you want some old fashioned fried chicken from a kitchen that doesn't condemn your lifestyle, KFC has your back. Yes, the Colonel at Kentucky Fried Chicken is all about the gays, and prefers to see the world through the eyes of his hormone injected chickens.
without gender... or beaks... or a butt-hole."
That's no jib-jabberin', that's straight talk from the chicken man himself, Colonel Sanders. Mmmmm-mmmm, finger lickin' acceptance.