C'mon, the Olympic Committee allows ping-pong into the games but no motorized sofa racing, wtf?! Yes, sadly each and every time the Olympic games roll around there are hundreds of "athletes" that are denied the opportunity of competing for Olympic glory, because their sports don't fit the mold. Maybe one day, in a more open-minded world, catfish noodling and ferret legging will be accepted by the Olympic games for their contributions the world of sports. Just don't hold your breath.
Children's Snake Charming
Catfish Noodling
Cheese Wheel Racing
Senior Citizen Fencing
Chess Boxing
Sumo Wrestler Baby Lifting
Underwater Biking
Elephant Polo
Lawn Mower Racing
Toe Wrestling
Anything Involving the Shake Weight
Pig Wrestling
Mud Snorkeling
Camel Racing With Robot Jockeys
Women's Underwater Karate
Motorized Sofa Racing
Segway Polo With Duck Referee
Toilet Seat Horseshoes
Moon Golf
