10 Stevie Wonder Song Titles to Celebrate His Divorce

posted August 3, 2012 by Heavy Staff

But they looked so happy together.

News broke today that the great Stevie Wonder has filed for divorce from wife Kai Millard Morris after a lengthy separation. And by switching a few key words in the titles of his greatest hits, we can turn them into an album commemorating the official termination of a dysfunctional relationship:

1. I Just Called to Say I Don't Love You Anymore

2. You Are No Longer the Sunshine of My Life

3. Isn't She Lovely? Not so much, no

4. Workout the Settlement, Stevie, Workout

5. Signed, Sealed & Delivered, I'm Divorced

6. For Once in My Life, Would You Shut the F*** Up?

7. You Always Leave Your High-Heeled Sneakers in the Middle of the F***ing Floor

8. We Can't Work It Out

9. I Was Made to Leave Her

10. Uptight (Everything's F**ked)