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The 20 Worst Family Portraits

posted July 3, 2012 by Joel Stice

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Everybody's family is a little off, but there are some family moments that just never need to be captured on film. Like guns and your unborn child for starters (exceptions if you're carrying the baby of Chuck Norris). Take a stroll through the strange in our album of the 20 worst family portraits, and hope that your family tree isn't branching off in this direction.

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Everybody's family is a little off, but there are some family moments that just never need to be captured on film. Like guns and your unborn child for starters (exceptions if you're carrying the baby of Chuck Norris). Take a stroll through the strange in our album of the 20 worst family portraits, and hope that your family tree isn't branching off in this direction.
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It was a tough day when Jeremy realized he was no longer the favorite child anymore. Baby Jeffrey ftw.
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When Marco's future girlfriends ask him how he got to be such a good kisser he can show them this photo.
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This photo is destined to spawn no less than three made for TV movies and a half dozen episodes of <em>Dateline</em>.
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Nothing can destroy a family faster than dust bunnies. The McDonnel family doesn't take any chances.
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Despite what you're thinking, he's gonna be a great dad. His parole officer assured us of that.
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"Merry Christmas from the Johnsons!" ...And a creepy shirtless dude who resembles the <a href="http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/The_Penguin_%28Burgess_Meredith%29" target="_blank">Penguin</a>.
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When your family portrait could be considered a swingers party, maybe a redo is in order. Ask yourself, "Should I wear pants?"
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I feel like this should be a PSA against deadbeat dads, "...pageants are next."
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This is why you should always wash a piece of fruit before you eat it. ALWAYS.
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Who doesn't love watching their relatives make out?! Right?
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Nothing provides the comfort of bringing your baby into the world like a warm glock.
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Dressing the fam in cosplay and Star Trek no less. ...Ballsy move, dad.
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Why is nobody else sitting on the couch?! What happened on that section of the couch?! What is wrong with the couch?! So many unanswered questions...
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Don't worry, Mittens, help is on the way.
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Years later, Sara and her therapist were able to trace her panic attack in the House of Reptiles back to this photo. But man, does dad sure look happy!
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Things got a lot weirder after mom left...
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I had no idea that Carl Winslow had a sister!
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Via <a href="http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/" target="_blank">Awkward Family Photos</a>

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