Great YouTube Top Comments are hard to come by. It's plagued by tweens whoring themselves out for thumbs. But fear not, we've trudged through the "Thumbs Up if you agree" slime to bring you the 20 Awesomest YouTube Top Comments. Enjoy Heavies!

<h1>Courtney Stodden's Hotter Sister</h1> <hr> Courtney Stodden is everyone's favorite pseudo D-List celebrity to bash, including the YouTube community!

<h1>The Virginity Is Strong In This One</h1> <hr> Classic Yoda burn.

<h1>Sarah Jessica Pony</h1> Sarah Jessica Parker has the misfortune of looking strikingly like a Clydesdale. Here is evidence that her condition began at an early age.

<h1>Congratulations!</h1> <hr> Congratulations!

<h1>Girls And Pain</h1> <hr> Poor TheMrCanoeHead, he's just a lonely YouTube Top Commenter. It looks like he'll probably be staying that way for awhile too.

<h1>Shrunken Head Guy</h1> <hr> This dude took to YouTube after his cameo at the end of Beetlejuice. Times are hard for actors with shrunken heads.

<h1>Sepia Is The Indiest Color</h1> <hr> I liked Sepia way more before it sold out.

<h1>What Kate Upton Does To Men</h1> <hr> Rarely do you get two YouTube Top Comment gems. This video of Kate Upton did just that. Gegham comments on what every man alive would do to just have Kate Upton acknowledge your existence. Bring on the Ellen queefs.

<h1>Boy Collects Bags?</h1> <hr> In one of the more awesome instances of YouTube Top Commentary, Brent finds an uploaded video of himself from his appearance on Legends of the Hidden Temple and promptly defends his honor and basically calls Kirk Fogg an asshat, kudos!

<h1>I Know That Feel, Bro</h1> <hr> I felt the same way the first time I heard Rebecca Black's "Friday"

<h1>Optimus Penis</h1> <hr> A sentence I never thought I'd write: Cannot unsee Optimus Prime's penis

<h1>Penis Mic</h1> <hr> Talk about a one-man show, Chris Cornell's penis sings backup vocals.

<h1>YouTube Perv</h1> <hr> For some reason I don't think that changing her posture will have much of an effect.

<h1>Phenomenally Easy</h1> <hr> Basically any video that includes a girl will eventually get fapped to when you post it on the internet.

<h1>This Guy Had A Pretty Awesome Day</h1> <hr> Pizza, wings, and a Top Comment? Sounds like a great day to me.

<h1>Practice On A Hotdog</h1> <hr> Sounds like this commenter has had some experience with masturbation and bionic limbs...

<h1>Praised Be Odin</h1> <hr> Anyone else butthurt no one mentioned Arceus?

<h1>A Wild Snorlax Appears</h1> <hr> Speaking of Arceus... a classic Pokémon burn, calling someone a Snorlax.

<h1>What Kind of Kitchen Is That?</h1> <hr> The old time standard in Top Comments... the Kitchen Quip