The 20 Awesomest Monkeys Caught Pervin on Women

Apes may be a few steps below modern man on the evolution chart, but we're not all that different when it comes to attractive women. When a good looking girl wants a cute vacation photo, they go right for the goods. They think their boob grabs are innocent and adorable, but we know what these banana eaters are up to, these primates are straight-up pervin!

If I grab a random girl's chest, it's pepper spray and rape whistles. When orangutans do it, it's hilarity and smiles all around.

Nothing stings quite like your ex sending you a photo of her hooking up with a chimp during spring break.

Mr. Bananas has been working this photo racket for years.

Better take some penicillin after this one. There's no telling where she's been.

Monkey's know when there's low hanging fruit in the water. And I'm not talking about the bananas.

"You were wonderful in <em>The Black Swan</em>. Let us dine."

Here we have a classic example of monkeys using teamwork in their pervin activities.

That's right, little fella... charm her with that flower and then make your move.

"Coming to Vh-1, Tila Tequila in Chimp of Love. A new low in reality TV."

Don't hate the primate, hate the game.

It starts out cute and innocent, but these things never end well....

He'll be bragging about this to his buddies for weeks...

Even the chimps at the Playboy Mansion like to get behind the camera now and again.

Mr. Bojangles has been working the MTV pop circuit since the TRL days.

You never know who you're gonna meet on vacation.

"So this is what the root of all evil looks like..."

Don't worry, it's uncomfortable for everyone else, too.

Not the getting closer with nature experience she was hoping for.