The 20 Awesomest Examples of July 4th WTF Patriotism

There's no reason for you to be modest, America. You gave us the moon landing and the McRib, in the same century! We don't always understand you, and maybe question the mystery of your greatness at times, but even the occasional face palm has its place in the 50-state quilt of freedom.

You can look forward to this guy in a few weeks, London. Just wait until you hear his Austin Powers impression!

We pride ourselves on genuine American innovation.

This photo has so much win and fail at the same time. Not only is it a mullet, but it's the mullet's even dirtier cousin the rat tail. Throw in the red, white and blue tribute along with the NASCAR #, and it's amazing this man's head hasn't inspired a Toby Keith song.

Don't even think about putting any trash in this dumpster unless it was made by true-blue American companies (or American companies with with Chinese factories).

Finally, a historically "accurate" depiction of Reagan's Cold War victory.

That's right, you know Americans be some tank lovin' beer drinkers!

This guy is possibly high, but it's the kind of high you can only get from living in a democracy.

Does it get more American than a Chevy Vette? I think not.

Land of a 1,000 Internet memes.

Descended directly from terriers owned by George Washington, 200 hundred years of America have turned its coat red, white and blue. You can't argue with nature and freedom.

Patriotic girls celebrate the fourth with <a href="http://www.heavy.com/action/girls/2012/07/the-20-hottest-girls-enjoying-popsicles/" target="_blank">popsicles</a>.

You can never have too much America.

Scratch that. This is too much America.

Who doesn't love the Dollar Menu? Ba Da da da da, I'm lovin' it.... American GREED.

Just look at all that beautiful, American high fructose corn syrupy goodness.

It's a Kia couch, right? Only kidding! ... Sorry... too far, I know.

If this photo had a soundbite, I imagine it'd be a constant loop of shotgun blasts and "hell yeeeeahs" while Lee Greenwood blasted in the background.

Hacksaw wishes you a happy birthday, America!

Undefeated two time champs. FTW.