How this actually became a news story with a police conference involving the press is mind boggling. Here's the lowdown: a couple of drunk college girls in British Columbia saw some bags of chips in an open garage, stole the chips and then got busted when the chips' rightful owner called police. Police later hunted down the two girls with help from a K-9 unit.
These are first time chip offenders", Sgt. Dean Jantzen, Saanich Police.
Don't think for a second that you can run from the law, potato chip stealing vagrants. Far too long have our communities been terrorized by drunk and stoned college kids with the munchies. Justice must be served! At the very least, the girls should be forced to eat an entire bag of spicy buffalo chips with nothing to drink.
