So just what can you expect from the opening ceremonies of the 2012 Summer Games? Probably some color guard displays, marching bands, traditional dance, blah, blah... What you won't be seeing is zombie frog ballet and laptop buttocks catching. Here's 20 performers that will not be showing off their "talents" at this year's opening ceremonies.
Closepins Face Dude
The Sax Playing Walrus
The World Burping Champion
Whatever the Hell This Guy Does
The Lady Who Smashes Melons With Her Melons
Break Dancing Dog
Musical Box
Honey Boo Boo Child
The Guy Who Shoots Milk Out His Eye
Kung Fu Bear
Freaky Asian Man With a Snake in His Nose
Any Kind of Fart Pyrotechnics
The Talented Alcoholic
The Real Life Stretch Armstrong
Ummm... Whatever This Guy Does
Zombie Frog Ballet
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Knife Fighting Lobsters
Buttocks Laptop Trick Shots Guy
Rubik's Cube Cat
The Waterskiing Squirrel
