Comedy

XXX Rated Trees

posted June 12, 2012 by Joel Stice

tree proctology

Don't worry, this guy isn't just some perv, he's a certified tree proctologist. At least that's what he's been telling people.

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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/xxxtrees.jpg

Don't let Mother Nature fool you with her majestic mountains and clear streams, she's a total perv. Just take these trees for example, the forest is littered with trees flashing their junk to innocent hikers trying to enjoy the family friendly great outdoors. You're just straight up nasty, nature!
2

http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/800px-cocomale.jpg

This is what happens when you pollinate without protection.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/anustree.jpg

Don't worry, this guy isn't just some perv, he's a certified tree proctologist. At least that's what he's been telling people.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/wheretreescomefrom-thumb.jpg

Why you got to be so nasty, nature?
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/clittree.jpg

This tree is a straight up FREAK!
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/deeztree.jpg

Middle school locker room jokes even have their place in nature.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/dicktree.jpg

I had no idea a tree could be Jewish.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/gaytrees.jpg

Who am I to tell two trees they can't be together?
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/nastytree.jpg

Some people appreciate the beauty of mother nature a little too much.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/passion_fruit.jpg

Passion of the loins fruit.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/copy-of-treesex.jpg

Eww, get a room you two.
12

http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/tree.jpg

Quit bragging, nature.
13

http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/tree_dicks.jpg

Serious wood.
14

http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/treebj.jpg

Arbor Day is kinda starting to gross me out.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/treeofdicks.jpg

Ease up there, lady. Too much excitement and this tree will pollinate all over the place.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/vaginatree.jpg

There's got to be a tree sap joke in here somewhere...
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/what-are-you-doing-branch.jpg

This is the equivalent of your neighbor's leg humping dog.
18

http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/tree-with-boobs.jpg

Sure they look nice, but this pine has suffered from lower trunk problems for years.
19

http://media.heavy.com/gallery/tree-porn/blackcocktree.jpg

The Black Spruce really lives up to its reputation.
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XXX Rated Trees

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