XXX Rated Trees

Don't let Mother Nature fool you with her majestic mountains and clear streams, she's a total perv. Just take these trees for example, the forest is littered with trees flashing their junk to innocent hikers trying to enjoy the family friendly great outdoors. You're just straight up nasty, nature!

Don't worry, this guy isn't just some perv, he's a certified tree proctologist. At least that's what he's been telling people.

Why you got to be so nasty, nature?

This tree is a straight up FREAK!

Middle school locker room jokes even have their place in nature.

I had no idea a tree could be Jewish.

Who am I to tell two trees they can't be together?

Some people appreciate the beauty of mother nature a little too much.

Passion of the loins fruit.

Eww, get a room you two.

Quit bragging, nature.

Serious wood.

Arbor Day is kinda starting to gross me out.

Ease up there, lady. Too much excitement and this tree will pollinate all over the place.

There's got to be a tree sap joke in here somewhere...

This is the equivalent of your neighbor's leg humping dog.

Sure they look nice, but this pine has suffered from lower trunk problems for years.

The Black Spruce really lives up to its reputation.