The 20 Awesomest Nuns

Not even the boys in Rome can tame these sisters of the cloth. These <a href="http://www.heavy.com/comedy/comedy-videos/retro-viral-video/2011/10/retro-viral-video-ninja-nuns/">nuns</a> are too busy shooting guns, kicking ass in roller derby, and working on their tae kwon do skills to be bothered with any Vatican business.

Like the sign says, derby is her religion. Sorry, Catholicism.

Taking care of orphans and feeding the poor can wait until tomorrow, today is all about feeding the Disney machine.

"Peace be with you!"

The Vatican has really gotten pretty lax on proper nun attire.

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Holly Roller.

Her excuse that it was part of communion didn't fly with the church.

They call it Nunjitsu.

Seems like there should be a low budget movie about this, oh wait, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wsSacnyP6I" target="_blank">Nuns with Guns</a>.

She keeps order in the parish any way she has to.

"Hey! What's up with those nuns, that's not proper... wait a minute, ahhhh you, ladies."

The nun whooping up on a shark with a robot in the background picture that your life was missing. By Ryan Mauskopf.

Sister Margaret knew she'd regret making everybody spend an extra hour in prayer that morning, she just didn't expect payback in the form of bumper car rage.

So a nun, Spider-Man, and the bassist from Def Leopard go surfing one day when...

Old habits die hard I guess.

Check out the smoking hot nun! Get it? "Smoking" hot? Eh, moving on...

You can try confessing your sins, but her machine gun ain't listening.

Okay, so nuns have a serious love of the 2nd Amendment, nothing weird about that, nope, totally normal.

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