What is a Tumblr you ask? Wikipedia defines Tumblr as "a microblogging platform and social networking website". But we know it's really just another way for us to waste time online looking at weird things that should only exist in some other dimension. Where else but Tumblr are you going to find Godzilla haikus, goths in trees, and owls that party harder than a 21-yr-old coed in Cancun? While a lot of Tumblrs offer practical advice or a glimpse into the unique lives of individuals all over the globe, these aren't those. It's about to get strange...
