Bearded Starlets

It took me weeks to get over <a href="http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2011/04/20-girls-with-steve-buscemi-eyes-yea-you-read-that-correctly/">Girls with Steve Buscemi Eyes</a> and I still have trouble watching <em>Fargo</em>, but this is a whole new kind of nightmare. So <a href="http://www.freakingnews.com/Bearded-Women-Pictures--3691.asp" target="_blank">Freaking News</a> ran a Photoshop contest with their readers to submit photos of beautiful women with beards, and the submissions were pretty hairy (pun most certainly intended). Just a word of caution, you may want to turn back now, because you're NEVER going to look at your beloved Mila Kunis the same way again.

Something looks different about Alicia Keys.

Emma Stone maintains her beard quite nicely.

Even with a 5 o'clock shadow, Eva Longoria looks pretty good.

Jennifer Aniston's <em>Friends</em> really should have said something.

Jessica Alba would make a perfect addition to the next season of <em>Deadliest Catch</em>.

Alica Keys trades in the beard for a sweet 'stache.

Jessica Simpson's pregnancy has done some strange things to her body.

Thanks for the nightmares, Katy Perry.

Keira Knightly looking rather noble with her new beard.

Many a hipster would be jealous of that mustache Leighton Meester is sporting.

Meagan Good looking not so good with a beard.

Jessica Alba is the new face of Gillette.

Megan Fox isn't so foxy anymore.

Michelle Rodriguez channeling her inner Pancho Villa.

Mila Kunis owes your eyes an apology.

Damn, Alicia Keys just can't seem to get those hormones under control.

Minka Kelly rockin' the unibrow.

That's a wrap with Thandie Newton. Now go and try to forget you ever witnessed this freak show.