The 20 Awesomest Pieces of Van Art

Believe it or not, there was a time in American history when owning a van was cool. These vans aren't made for shuffling Kool-Aid stained brats to and from t-ball practice. In fact, it's best to keep children far away from these airbrushed hedonism wagons. And don't even bother knockin', cuz these vans are always a rockin'.

Does your ride turn into an intergalactic sex club? Didn't think so...

Yo, van dude, pick a single theme and stick with it. Your van looks like you did a Google image search for "wtf".

Child safety locks: nope. Airbags: nope. GPS: nope. Badass tiger mural: check.

Screw your mom's Capri Suns, this is the van all the kids will want to be rolling in after soccer practice.

Careful, ladies, simply stepping into this ride will result in a pregnancy.

No amount of dazzle makes this acceptable.

Sweet ride.

If we're going for 1980's fantasy movies, personally, I would have gone with <em>Labyrinth</em>. To each his own.

The waves are always tasty in this ride.

Nothing says, "I'm a complex wandering soul" like a wolf and cobra painting on your van.

Nobody loves Ted Kennedy more than this guy. Nobody!

Trading in the Dodge Caravan for this poon chariot was a great idea.

This van plays two songs and two songs only: "Slow Ride" and "Smoke on the Water".

Forget the terrible <em>Star Wars</em> mural on the side, what happened that turned this van into a crime scene?

Roll up to Comic Con in this and you're bound to get more tail than Mark Hamill.

The force is strong with this van.

No van art gallery is complete with out a wizard mural.

Look at that mural. It just makes you wanna go out and plunder something.

I can almost guarantee the driver of this ride doesn't own a single shirt with sleeves.