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The 20 Worst Glamour Shots

posted December 6, 2011 by Joel Stice

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The founder of Glamour Shots may just be the greatest unrecognized comedic genius of our time. Never before has a single photography style resulted in such unintentional hilarity. The '90s glory days of the glamour shot may be gone, but that doesn't mean we can't crank up some Ace of Base and relive the bad decisions of these 20 beauty queens.

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The founder of Glamour Shots may just be the greatest unrecognized comedic genius of our time. Never before has a single photography style resulted in such unintentional hilarity. The '90s glory days of the glamour shot may be gone, but that doesn't mean we can't crank up some Ace of Base and relive the bad decisions of these 20 beauty queens.
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I compare him to a kiss from a rose... that nobody asked for.
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Some rhinestones on the neck brace really could have turned this photo around.
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Even Elton John said this photo was just "way too gay."
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I fear for this cat's life.
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The couple that bow-hunts together, stays together.
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She'll haunt your dreams whether you like it or not.
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Scientists linked the hole in the ozone layer to this woman's daily hairspray consumption.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-20-worst-glamour-shots/golden-glamour.jpg

If this photo cracked your computer screen, my apologies.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-20-worst-glamour-shots/bransen-glamour.jpg

She's practically the Adriana Lima of Branson, MO.
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If you look up "cougar" in the 1987 Webster's Dictionary you'll see this woman's photo.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-20-worst-glamour-shots/boa-glamour.jpg

Damn, two appearances in a glamour shots gallery?! It's time for an intervention.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-20-worst-glamour-shots/cow-girl-glam.jpg

What cowboy wouldn't want to mosey on down this trail of love?
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Nobody captures that special mother-daughter bond quite like Glamour Shots.
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She's sassy, single and ready to mingle. Elk River singles bingo night, look out!
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-20-worst-glamour-shots/star-glamour.jpg

Her name is Darlene, but her male companions simply call her, "Stardust."
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You don't want to know what your grandma does to your grandpa with those handcuffs.
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Can't handle this... so confused... questioning my love of metal... world no longer makes sense.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-20-worst-glamour-shots/lace-glamour.jpg

Billy Ray Cyrus would have been all over this in 1992.
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http://media.heavy.com/gallery/the-20-worst-glamour-shots/unicorn-glamour.jpg

KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE. NOW.
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