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The founder of Glamour Shots may just be the greatest unrecognized comedic genius of our time. Never before has a single photography style resulted in such unintentional hilarity. The '90s glory days of the glamour shot may be gone, but that doesn't mean we can't crank up some Ace of Base and relive the bad decisions of these 20 beauty queens.

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The founder of Glamour Shots may just be the greatest unrecognized comedic genius of our time. Never before has a single photography style resulted in such unintentional hilarity. The '90s glory days of the glamour shot may be gone, but that doesn't mean we can't crank up some Ace of Base and relive the bad decisions of these 20 beauty queens.
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I compare him to a kiss from a rose... that nobody asked for.
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Some rhinestones on the neck brace really could have turned this photo around.
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Even Elton John said this photo was just "way too gay."
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I fear for this cat's life.
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No amount of martial arts training could stop the ass whoopings that resulted from this photo.
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The couple that bow-hunts together, stays together.
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She'll haunt your dreams whether you like it or not.
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Scientists linked the hole in the ozone layer to this woman's daily hairspray consumption.
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If this photo cracked your computer screen, my apologies.
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She's practically the Adriana Lima of Branson, MO.
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If you look up "cougar" in the 1987 Webster's Dictionary you'll see this woman's photo.
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Damn, two appearances in a glamour shots gallery?! It's time for an intervention.
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What cowboy wouldn't want to mosey on down this trail of love?
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Nobody captures that special mother-daughter bond quite like Glamour Shots.
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She's sassy, single and ready to mingle. Elk River singles bingo night, look out!
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Her name is Darlene, but her male companions simply call her, "Stardust."
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You don't want to know what your grandma does to your grandpa with those handcuffs.
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Can't handle this... so confused... questioning my love of metal... world no longer makes sense.
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Billy Ray Cyrus would have been all over this in 1992.
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KILL. IT. WITH. FIRE. NOW.
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Tags: 20 Worst, Comedy, Fail, Lemmy Kilmister, Retro