The 20 Awesomest Gangsta Cats | HEAVY

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Never underestimate what a feline will do to get a little bit of power. Gangsta cats fear no one and will pop a cap in your ass just as quick as they'll rub against your leg. How do we know this? From the site dedicated to cats caught up in the money game, Ca$hCats. In the vein, of GhettoMyspace, these cats live for the hustle and make money 24/7... with the occasional cat nap thrown in, of course.

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Never underestimate what a feline will do to get a little bit of power. Gangsta cats fear no one and will pop a cap in your ass just as quick as they'll rub against your leg. How do we know this? From the site dedicated to cats caught up in the money game, <a href="http://cashcats.biz/" target="_blank">Ca$hCats</a>. In the vein, of <a href="http://getdangoodman.com/ghettomyspace/" target="_blank">GhettoMyspace</a>, these cats live for the hustle and make money 24/7... with the occasional cat nap thrown in, of course.
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"Who you calling a pu$$y?"
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The only thing that can take him away from his money is a laser pointer.
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"My fur coat keeps me warm, but money keeps me warmer."
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Mr. Bojangles don't play.
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Hustlin' is even harder when you lack opposable thumbs.
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That's not catnip.
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"Everyday I'm getting this pa-purrrr."
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Smart gangsta cats look for the bank with the best interest rates.
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Try to take his cash and a case of cat scratch fever is gonna be the least of your problems.
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Everybody knows that cash makes the best pillows.
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Some cats eat Fancy Feast, gangsta cats eat Benjamins.
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He likes to color coordinate with his glock.
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"Haters gonna hate" also applies in the animal kingdom.
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Even cats enjoy a money bath.
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Got to get plenty of rest for the next day of hustlin'.
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No cat should have all this meower.
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He's upgraded from the ball of yarn.
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Getting his green in more ways than one.
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Sitting pretty on stacks.
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He's ready for when the 4 Loko raid happens.
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