It's a total blowout of unbeatable prices that you simply can't afford to pass up! Everything must go, go, go! From dead grandpa's stuff, to those special occasion goats. You won't find these kind of hot deals on used parachutes or asbestos riddled homes anywhere else. And as always, no refunds. On to the sale...

"In the face! In the faaaaace!!"

Just being honest.

Also known as BA-NAN-AS.

It's good to have a backup senior, they expire so quickly you know.

What you do with your sheep is your business, but I'm a little concerned just what type of "special occasion" you're shopping for.

Hot damn, I know a good deal on babies when I see one!

I don't really need a "turdle" but I'm stopping by just to hear this dude's sale's pitch.

Chilled in the ice of bitterness and regret.

Just how big are we talking?

What a killer deal! ...hey, what a minute, wisenheimer.

Buyer beware.

All the 1940's nudie mags and polyester shirts you can handle.

This guy's probably in for more bad news on his next doctor's visit.

How about best offer?

Some farmer's markets are a little more, umm, alternative than others.

Three blondes actually stopped by to ask about the price.

Maybe not a sale sign per se, but I think we could all learn a thing or two about the "guvment" from this muffler shop of wisdom.

Supplying all your hoe needs at unbeatable prices.

...But I've got a coupon.