Listen, I know the boys in blue deserve our respect for keeping the streets safe and all, but we've got Batman for that. I kid, I kid. Everybody has a bout of fail now and again, but after checking out these photos, I'm a little bit worried about who's patrolling the streets. Anyone know if RoboCop's available?

When the chief promises his 12-yr-old daughter she can pick out the department's winter uniforms, everyone suffers.

Their response time is amazingly quick.

Nothing stops the segway cops from chasing down crime - except for a set of stairs.

Racial profiling starts early.

I'm betting the Dunkin Donut's driver has at least a vague idea of why he was pulled over.

She didn't pull over because of the cop's orders, she just couldn't stop laughing.

This photo could really use one of those old Batman "POW!" soundbites about now.

Turns out the ostrich had a break light out and an expired driver's license.

Good Samaritan.

"It's okay, big guy, we'll get you another bike. I promise."

It was a slow month for crime so the cops needed to drum up some business.

Oddly enough, there was a huge crime surge that particular day.

Laugh now, but that cat has rap sheet a mile long and has finally been brought to justice.

It's probably best to obey the sign if you don't want to get a ticket.

What the hell, isn't an attention to detail kind of a requirement for good police work?

Tonight on Drug Bust Bloopers...

Even the police want to remind you not to trust the police.

That telephone booth just jumped out of nowhere!

This is how pilots get their revenge for speeding tickets.